Have U Ever Wondered?

Okay I was watching this alien movie a couple of days back and after the whole thing, I sat down and began to wonder. These crazy thoughts began to fill my head. I wondered out loud “wouldn’t the world be such a better place if nobody had vocal cords?”. I mean, wouldn’t it be just great if nobody could talk? Not one person!. Lips, Yes but vocal Cords? A definite NO. it would be absolutely awesome!

I mean like these aliens had lips and everything but no vocal cords, they communicated telepathically with one another. They were sooooo awesomely successful that even the United States could not match their technology!. ...imagine that!

Why couldn’t we humans be like that? Imagine how drastically the level of noise pollution would drop. How there would be no
“Ori e, O foka sibe!”
or
"i'm with you my Yori Yori"
or
"No long tin!!"


how Nigeria would be such a lovely place! People would fight less because, come on, it would take so much brain energy waves & stress to even start, not to mention maintaining a fight when you have to do the shouting in your head.

People would listen only to jazz and instrumentals

Pastors and church members would sit and meditate among themselves.

Night of a thousand laughs would be filled with dance drama and lots and lots of vocaless activities and demonstration.

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I was going to work the other day and just about 5 minutes after i cruised outta my gate, i zoomed past this accident scene. dont take it hard, it wasnt bad or anything, no dead bodies, no ambulances, no injuries sustained, just a careless maneuver of the steering wheel that got the hood of another person's car dented. You should have seen the way these men were going at eachother, shouting, screaming on top of their voices! men!

Anyway my point is, it was too early in the morning for grown men to be going @ eachother like a couple of infants over a piece of candy!...the most amazing part was that the offender's wife was there with him, putting fire to the situation instead of trying to prevent it from escalating...huh!

Now just sit back, relax and take a look at my alien=human theory...hmmm?

"Man is doing to work listening to some jazz in his car, another car comes from behind, hits him GBOA!!... Man is dazed, doesnt know what had just happened but it takes him only a moment to figure it out as he looks back and sees the trunk of his 2007 toyota camry in an awkward position. Man is angry, gets out of the car but as he sees the full extent of the damage to his car, he is enraged....he screams in his head, throws hands up in the air, paces around....(dont forget..he cant speak)...

Offender looks at man with an apologetic expression, man sees expression, he sees that the other is remorseful but still, he is angry. He continues to pace up & and down, thinking of vile ways to vent his anger. He gives offender a thunderous look but with time he realises there is almost nothing he can do...fighting in public attracts jail term and he like every other man prefers his freedom, so frustratedly, he throws hands up in the air one more time, stomps his foot and turns to leave"

now aint that something?

i mean...how cool is that?

Superb!