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Today I saw the man of my dreams.

He was the definition of tall dark and handsome. He had very thick hair which didn’t look like it would go bald when we grow old together (I really hate bald men). 

As he walked by me, his cologne was so intoxicating that I had to stop myself from physically grabbing him and burying my face in his chest. I can still remember the smell of it as I write this. It was rustic and masculine. I could immediately picture what he would look like in swimming trunks ... and less, oh yes. His strong abs, taut body, the whole works. It was truly incredible to imagine.

He had a good fashion sense too. He had dressed for the day. I love me a man with a good fashion sense. His knee length shorts had showed off his exquisite calf muscles. By the look of it, he must be a regular jogger. His feet were perfect too. Oh lord his toes were clean and his nails were well manicured. i could eat off his feet if he asked me to

He really was a sight to behold

I will have to get rid of her though. 

Oh yes. SHE is the only thing standing in my way. The only threat to my perfect future with him.

What does he see in her anyway? She’s fair, short and clingy, annoyingly so.

As I slowly trailed them through the mall, pretending to be shopping but all the while watching them, she had her arm in his, like she was scared he would float away or disappear if she let go. 

Every now she went “baby” this “baby” that.

For the entire length of time it took for them to go through 3 or so different shops there, she was on his arm. It looked like she was weighing him down.

It was so insufferable. It made me wanna tear out her eyes right there and then

Who calls a grown man baby in this day and age anyway? Nawa o. 

His mother had once called him that. Why automatically turn yourself to his mother with your “baby” “baby” like a broken record of one Justin Bieber’s all time favourites for teenagers. Mstcheew

He definitely needed someone mature, more experienced and independent at his side. 

Someone like me.

Oh yes. I have to get rid of her. I will have to find a way.

Soon.