Hello all,
since I haven't managed to squeeze out time from being pulled in all directions by my kids, job and teeny weeny crochet business (which I pray earnestly to be mega big someday. *fingers crossed*), enough to edit some of the mini stories I've written, I decided to post this. I've had it for a while, even though its not finished, I want you guys to have something to read because I see that even on days that I don't post anything (which has been quite a while actually) you lovely people still visit and I have to tell you that it gives me encouragement.
I put this together when I came across a similar post on a BBM Channel ( yeah I love BBMC, I have a crochet Channel too but I can't remember the PIN right now. Guess I will put it up in the next post). So I decided to do mine because I thought I could have a little fun with it ... so here goes...
Before I became a mum
I never knew would be able to push another human
being out and stay sane at the same time.
Before I became a mum
I never knew I would be chewed on, peed on, pooped on,
spit on, puked on, pinched, slapped, kicked, punched and made to withstand
hours of “mumi, let me make your hair”.
I also never had baby food in my hair.
Before I became a mum
I had complete control of my thoughts, my mind, my
actions and my bladder.
I ate my meal as soon as I made it and I ate it in
peace
Before I became a mum
I never knew I would jump for joy at a bowel movement
done in the proper place
I never believed I would find joy in speaking gibberish
just to see a smile
Before I became a mum
I always slept through the night
I cleaned my house and it always stayed clean
Before I became a mum
I never believed I could get dressed in a car and I
always went out with my hair well styled
I always remembered to wear earrings and I never forgot to brush my teeth or wear deodorant.
Before I became a mum
I slept as late
as I wanted and I always had quiet conversations on the phone
I watched TV all day if and when I wanted
Before I became a mum
I never knew I would be able to fart in public and
blame my baby for doing it.
Before I became a mum
I never fell asleep in an office meeting.
I never typed on the computer with one hand while holding down a screaming child with the other (doing this right now)
Before I became a mum
I never lost control of my bladder whenever I sneezed,
coughed or laughed too hard.
Before I became a mum
My breasts were nowhere near my tummy, I didn’t have
love handles and I definitely did not jump up to fit into my jeans.
Before I became a mum
I never knew I would be typing this and hoping for
more of the tedious fun involved in being a mum.
Teenage years? Bring them on!
I hope I made you smile, even if it was a little.
email: bbannesworld@gmail.com
twitter: @bbannesworld
Stories posted on this blog are fiction and a product of the writer's imagination. They do not refer to any person or persons. Similarities to real life characters are purely coincidental.
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